unconvention ...
We are a multinational company? A mega company? NO
banchettina we would like to do a "human dimension" as its main asset.
But once a year convention.
's not around the corner, no ... But beyond the sea (or over the mountains or over the lake), complete with elegant accommodation required because "the convention is a rare educational opportunity and cohesion," says the director general under the table while aided by the usual thugs collects on blacklisting those not taking part .. .
I would say that it is primarily a rare moment of exhibitionism without limits. We
convention, every man for himself.
The program is worth the meeting of the Alpine, I only miss the grappa. I think.
Meeting point on Saturday morning under the seat of the bank and suddenly the street brawl with 150 people looking for parking because they do not agree with the weekly market ... Flag-raising ceremony, call (no joke), and sorteggione for the seats in coach. Who will take the coveted spot next to the Director megagalattico? Best
arrive in dribs and drabs. The code requires a formal dressing casual, but there are a little camouflage decinaia Vuitton belts that stand out on Cavalli jeans, snickers Hogan from 300 euros per pair Burberryes Cases, and various balls. A local bank Ciufoli par de ... All mounted on small screws from wasp waist and up to 60 cm, while tans from tropical rain for two weeks, that perfect hair and used a hairdryer to the seems to impipano humidity that makes us mere mortals of the Vileda mop street.
start fine. It starts in late
perfect (half hour), you know, it takes time to "unconventional mother" to take on board the nanny who brings babies to the beach house while mom convention. Patience. In 29 minutes late (recuperiamo!) we arrive with a grim time when the Milo in bikini in Stresa, Villa Palace, the temple of "Carampane chic."
The paying guests are watching in horror as we break their silence (and not only that) in no time and take up the whole hall. In a moment, you create a perfect ensemble. Rich Smargiassi right, all in favor of pale pale sun (if no, what for the glasses Rayban or Maxmara sbrilluccicoso? Mica can always use it to take up his hair ...) to remove the winter pallor, the leadership at the center playing cards, and camouflaged all over the poor ones. In short, we have it too, but we are unsigned and second home ... blood volume that we do?
I wear against the sun, that ever I lose the color green parakeet that I feature on these occasions and try reading the last book I bought. I chased the head headphones, always been dear to me dear old musicalino that sometimes helps me to completely remove the sound to the rest of the world ... I watch one of the last assumed that opens her eyes and whispers "poor me I knew I had to buy new jeans and I refrain from putting shackles on his head. I know the absolute truth that there will be only too soon.
gala dinner in "room harmony." Always be wary of menus that allow you to understand what the hell eat
call things by their name
not write "Surf potato milk 'if Pfanni Serve mashed. And do not brag "mixed vegetables" but '"gardener Saclà"
The table roars giustoni ... Risa and rumoracci, but you know, "I know guys" even if over thirty. And then have mocassimi Paciotti, he is forgiving.
The lunch ends with a horrid jump cholesterol of rare intensity. While I was ordering could taragna polenta and wild boar, to keep us leggerini.
TWO ORE. TWO HOURS at the convention. Two balls ... um ... The Director plays
leave.
we sure? Sure sure? Sicurisicurisicurisicuriii ?????????????? In two nanoseconds
forklift pockets along the lakefront and on. A rapid pace, I feel young and agile, toned and slender. Yes, but only because the average age of the tourists is 80 and the average tonnage "xl". All right of self-esteem takes a hit ... Return
frenzied 20 minutes Dall'Ora x. Asocialissima I perched on a chair and look around, HORROR, they begin to sprout first began to be "First to Scale" ... I admit it, ok I admit it. Even I have my gear in a fabulous beach bag that I infrattato in the "blue room" or how the hell it's called. Jacket and jeans instead of suit that I chose to stay comfortable ... but I thought of sticking around before dinner occupying a mo 'Cobas the ladies' room for 10 minutes. Lesta reach the personnel officer and left the dog's eyes ask, "And listen, but we have to change now?" And the look that shows off
rub reassures me. The dressing code is the dressing code. Bla bla bla. Excellent. In short, collapsing to the ground with all my goodness I can wait.
And then, finally, the convention.
........................ Solita
soup?
"Performance, Challenges, team play, get involved ..."
I would say two little words "carrot and stick". Two
hours of mock questions (well-trained, admit it frankly and then the usual "E") to the hotly diretur you say a bit 'too much to look at the legs of one of Miss supermiss (good to represent the image of the bank) and then "finis" to all the appetizer. But
missing 40 minutes
I have the time to do a pirouette on myself and become a wonder Lampezia, showing off my jeans party, black jacket, shirt daring but dares not just well hidden under his jacket. Heel eight and I think that I will never again be so elegant. But I expect much more from the fellowship that I ready to sharpen your nails. One shot, one shot only there was this fluffy Eminem ... Just once a year diretur to show the "merchandise".
And indeed, here they are. Heel 12 (I discovered too late that eight is no longer ...) bare shoulders, groin dresses, pants model second skin, make-up disk to disk. The last has taken the shortest skirt and sandals of all the trance that even "Veronica" has never shown Marrazzo. But he just did not waste any time huh? Little women grow up, grow up ... oh if
And again the menu in Aramaic ...
"focaccia with truffle with ..." ie frittatone with mushrooms that I bet are those advanced by the outline of the lunch ...
okay for us we chose the shame and say "go the night before" The bus leaves at 23. Not even the time of coffee, gone, gone home. Aloha and
direur vicediretur, aloha, we will meet Monday and will be back "exploitation without borders."
But one day we were alltogether, unconventional in the convention.
If only the driver had not blatantly the wrong exit to skip ...
This, however, is another story.
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